Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 77th Edition

elindra SG

wa... evil pinky bear

ytd evening papers reported 2 wives in Malaysia went together to divorce their hubby on april fools day

Read it

He must be a useless guy for both of his wives to want to pull that on him

bluejuice SG

Btw guys it is very likely I will be late tonight so just start off without me first

I'll look for you guys when I leave work and I don't think you guys will disappear in a jiffy too :P

Fatum SG

explain that u sent the sms to the wrong person??

or call to explain..

let's just say ..... this lady ... has been .... "predisposed to believe in the content of the sms I sent her in error"... all this while for the past 9 years ! .....

I cannot issue a retraction, cos it may hurt her feelings, and makes me look like an emotional vampire ....... so how ? ....

oh my tian ! ....

elindra SG

let's just say ..... this lady ... has been .... "predisposed to believe in the content of the sms I sent her in error"... all this while for the past 9 years ! .....

I cannot issue a retraction, cos it may hurt her feelings, and makes me look like an emotional vampire ....... so how ? ....

oh my tian ! ....

Why didn't you clarify it immediately then at that point in time?

Instead of waiting 9 years????

sbst275 SG

Read it

He must be a useless guy for both of his wives to want to pull that on him

maybe

anyway ytd's rain caused havoc.... causing floods at Bt Timah, C'wealth... even Mt Plesasant also flooded

the Bear SG

let's just say ..... this lady ... has been .... "predisposed to believe in the content of the sms I sent her in error"... all this while for the past 9 years ! .....

I cannot issue a retraction, cos it may hurt her feelings, and makes me look like an emotional vampire ....... so how ? ....

oh my tian ! ....

break her heart now...

else you WILL have a shitload more trouble when your dearling comes to visit...

bluejuice SG

let's just say ..... this lady ... has been .... "predisposed to believe in the content of the sms I sent her in error"... all this while for the past 9 years ! .....

I cannot issue a retraction, cos it may hurt her feelings, and makes me look like an emotional vampire ....... so how ? ....

oh my tian ! ....

u mean..... for the past 9 years she has been........ ?

that's why for sensitive sms-es.. i am always careful to check and doublecheck the recipient b4 i send out. same goes with emails or msn....

Fatum SG

Why didn't you clarify it immediately then at that point in time?

Instead of waiting 9 years????

I didn't know till after I came back ! ..... I wouldn't leave people hanging like that if I knew ! .....

but this sms-in-mistake ... last nite ! .... omigod ! ..... shit shit shit shit shit .....

great ... now she's not taking my calls ....

Fatum SG

u mean..... for the past 9 years she has been........ ?

that's why for sensitive sms-es.. i am always careful to check and doublecheck the recipient b4 i send out. same goes with emails or msn....

I told you I was going to get beer last night eh ....

elindra SG

Dun tell me you asked her if she will 'Wait for you till you come back because it will break your heart if she don't"

elindra SG

Fatum is it you key in the wrong number

Or select the wrong number or your phone has a bug that sends to the wrong number because I kenna before on my Motorola phone before

sbst275 SG

here we go again

ppl at SC talking abt CSJ in disguise

Fatum SG

I was a bit sloshed .....

the numbers were listed in my hp phonebook ....

they are right above one another .... both starting with S .....

I selected the wrong S .....

as for the content, I'll tell you guys tonight lah ...

die .... she's not taking my calls at all ......

I must have unknowingly stepped onto some cat poo or something .... lots of things have been screwing up for me lately .....

av98m SG

let's just say ..... this lady ... has been .... "predisposed to believe in the content of the sms I sent her in error"... all this while for the past 9 years ! .....

I cannot issue a retraction, cos it may hurt her feelings, and makes me look like an emotional vampire ....... so how ? ....

oh my tian ! ....

wah lau omg NINE years!?

holy shit, I wish you good luck. you better explain things to her clearly, even if it makes you look like the bad guy ok.

the Bear SG

thank goodness i have never gone around propositioning people during my inebriated youth

av98m SG

u mean..... for the past 9 years she has been........ ?

that's why for sensitive sms-es.. i am always careful to check and doublecheck the recipient b4 i send out. same goes with emails or msn....

me too...the potential for disaster is simply too great...

Fatum SG

she's not even picking up my calls now .....

die ...... I hope she's just busy ...

the Bear SG

here we go again

ppl at SC talking abt CSJ in disguise

everyone except his retarded loyalist can see through his disguise...

his disguise as a legit politician when we know he's just a conman and an attention whore

bluejuice SG

I was a bit sloshed .....

the numbers were listed in my hp phonebook ....

they are right above one another .... both starting with S .....

I selected the wrong S .....

as for the content, I'll tell you guys tonight lah ...

die .... she's not taking my calls at all ......

I must have unknowingly stepped onto some cat poo or something .... lots of things have been screwing up for me lately .....

make a note..

never send sms-es when you're sloshed.. do it when you're sober..

elindra SG

The thing that amazes me is that there are actually people who believes his bollocks

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